1. the book is: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

    doctorsdemons:

    whitedarryl:

    asatira:

    elfgrove:

    mmemento:

    leaper182:

    bead-bead:

    the-writers-ramblings:

    i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

    WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

    It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
    By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

    Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

    Give it here, now.

    Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

    I need to find this book.

    The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

    guy

    guys…look what we did :D

    This is gold, I am laughing so hard. I MUST read this book!

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  2. scumfolk:

    The liquor one killed me

    The liquor one and the second coming one killed me.

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  3. huffy-lemon:

    Favorite text posts part 4

    Hahahaha this post is fabulous.

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  4. I believe in Cats. I’ve felt the power of their furry touch in my life and you can’t disprove their adorableness. Kitten-kind has been revealed to me and many others and your denial of their amazing cuddles is offensive and wrong. I have faith in their scratchy tongued kisses and nothing you say - no evidence you put forth - can alter that. Loving cats is not religion or superstition, it’s different and personal. Sure, some violent people have pretended to believe in dogs, but they don’t truly understand cat behavior as I do. Coincidentally, my family and/or culture taught or reinforced my belief in being a proud cat owner.

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  5. I think I should spend less time with my cat, but I want to spend more time with him instead.

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  6. crayonster:

    timeturner:

    bex-chan:

    you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

    The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

    (via stormofthesky)

     
  7. wdw-girl:

    vintagegal:

    1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Purple

    I really want a dress like one of these for Dapper Day. I really wanna go all out on the vintage look instead of Disneybounding. 

    These are actually supercute!

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  8. My internet Friends are Real!

    anyshippings:

    jamietheignorantamerican:

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    I’ll always be there for you.

    Because that’s what friends are for.

    My internet friends are real to me. I even got to meet up with one. She happened to be in my wedding. I love all my online friends! 

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  9. mishasminions:

    thebanegrimm:

    building-an-unstoppable-fist:

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    kitd-fohs:

    salmonslushie:

    i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

    I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

    This is how adults play games lol

    im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

    I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

    I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

    I am looking forward to trying some of these out :D

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  10. heyhocloudy:

    smashalash:

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE

    HER NAME IS TAMA
    AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
    SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
    AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
    AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
    AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION 

    AND LOOK AT HER

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    the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well

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    MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!

    FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!

    AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!

    AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!

    TAMA IS SO POPULAR THAT TOURISM FROM TAMA BASICALLY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE TOWN BACK FROM THE BRINK AND SAVED THE RAIL LINE!!!

    I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!

    A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!

    im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy

    The world just really loves cats, and Tama is just so goddamn cute!!

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